Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Week 2: Disappointment Abounds

On the Biggest Loser, Week 2 is notoriously cursed for the contestants. It seems that this season, week 2 is also cursed for tit-admirers everywhere. Tonight, Alison is sporting a black skirt and a ruffled green top, a poor fashion choice to begin with. However, this is not a fashion blog. This is a blog about tits.

The green ruffles on Alison's top meet at a point sufficiently low in the cleavage-zone--so much potential!--however, cleavage is not exactly visible. Alison, please invest in a push-up bra for everyone's sake. If only she was wearing a push-up bra, we'd all be reveling in booby goodness, but instead we are faced with a disappointing one-inch gap between the twins.

Regardless, we are seeing some nice volume, and the blouse gives Alison a nice silhouette. She gets an A for effort, but there's still room for improvement. Maybe next week, she'll pull out the big guns.

Grade: B-

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