Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Week I: Sub-Par

Tit-wise, the season starts out disappointing: Alison tempts us sporting a saucy red dress, but the garment's square neckline isn't conducive to cleavage. The barest suggestion of it is seen at the lowest point of the neckline, but unless Alison bends over and shakes those maracas, her disappointed audience will not be rewarded with any titty-shaking goodness.

The one redeeming factor is that her breasts, while completely concealed, are looking rather full and perky.

Alison, you could do much better. I saw more cleavage from the sports bra-clad contestants... not to mention the moobs. So, so many moobs. Maybe next week you will make this blogger proud.

Grade: C-

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