Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Week 6: Redeeming

This tit-fan has been disappointed lately. Because of an ill-timed class, I've been missing the first hour of the Biggest Loser. However, Alison has just what I need as far as a titty pick-me-up goes. There's nothing like staring at a nice pair after a long, hard day. Mmm. Yeah.

This week, Alison is sporting a seductively plunging neckline. Her blue dress compliments her skin tone and erm... shows off her assets, too. Best of all, she's keeping it classy while still being tantalizing. Good show, Alison.

Overall, I'm finding myself pretty seduced by her cleavage. I'd motorboat that.

Grade: B+

Week 5: Super Sub-Par













Week five was a week of disappointments on The Biggest Loser. Honestly... it was so lame that I don't even remember what happened. You see, I watched it the following day, on the internets. I was fortunate enough to be able to get a screen-capture of Alison though. Oh yes, that's right. This week's post is accompanied by an image. As you can clearly see. Ms. Sweeney's DURRR face is just as displeasing as her tits. Look at that school marm-esque neckline. Something's gotta give, Alison. We miss seeing your glorious cleavage. Please, stop disappointing your fans.

We're not even seeing much volume. There is no saving grace. I am sad.

Grade: D-